12 Things men do differently to women

I didn't come up with this but this was true that I just had to share it with you.
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Nicknames
- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go to out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

- If Mike, Dave and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and  Shit for Brains.
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Eating out
- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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Money
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but is on sale.
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Bathrooms
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel.

- The average number of items in the typical woman't bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
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Arguments
- A woman has the last word in any argument.

- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Future
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

- A man never worries about future until he gets a wife.
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Success
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

- A successful woman is one who can find such man.
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Marriage
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
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Dressing up
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.

- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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Offspring
- A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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Thought of the day

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.