Hi! This will be short but good. This was first published in Voices website and read it from there and it just was too hilarious.
People were complaining about their holiday trips to the traveling agency, and these are the funniest of them:
"We went for a on-day trip to a water park, but how could we have known that the swimwear and towels are not included?"
1. "There was too much sand at the beach we had to clean all our stuff off it when we got back to our hotel."
2. "Being topless shouldn't be allowed at the beach. It was really rude for my husband, because he couldn't relax at all."
3. "Nobody told us that there would be fish in the sea. Kids got so scared!"
4. "We went for a vacation in Spain, but traveling by tax was really hard, because all the driver would talk Spanish."
5. "It took us 9 hours to fly from Jamaica back to home. For Americans it took only 3 hours. That is so unfair!"
6. "There were too much foreign people in my destination. The food was also foreign. "
7. "I and my husband booked a room with separated beds, but we got a room where were just one huge double bed. Now I am pregnant and it is your fault-this wouldn't had happened if we had gotten separated beds."
This is what I thought when I saw them for the first time:
1. Well yes. There is really really much sand at the beach. It is not like someone will count every single grain of sand.
2. Oh...That is extremely unfortunate! Good luck with your husband.
3. Um?! What? Where exactly do you think the fish comes from? From the sea!!
4. Isn't it normal for locals to speak the language that is spoken in the area? Please do learn other languages than just your native language it can be useful.
5. Well let's think it this way. You live further than the Americans. You know that most of the Americans live in America. You didn't? Surprise!!
6. If you go abroad, there is small chance that there will be foreign there, you know. It's foreign land.
7. You could have just used protection. Don't blame others because you were an idiot!
I hope you had a good laugh. It wasn't as short as I expected but oh well. See ya.
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