I didn't come up with this but this was true that I just had to share it with you.
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Nicknames
- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go to out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
- If Mike, Dave and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
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Eating out
- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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Money
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but is on sale.
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Bathrooms
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel.
- The average number of items in the typical woman't bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
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Arguments
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Future
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about future until he gets a wife.
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Success
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such man.
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Marriage
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
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Dressing up
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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Offspring
- A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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Thought of the day
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Saturday, September 6, 2014
Boys vs Girls!
Hi! I have faced a lot of girls vs boys lately and I have noticed some pretty interesting things that control our ways of living.
Firstly I have noticed that many girls have said to me that being a boy is a lot easier and maybe they are right. But(<that is a big fat but) it really isn't. Being a boy or a girl is the same thing but makes it different is how we act because of our gender. No one said that girls HAVE to put on make-up and think extremely carefully what they wear to school or to anywhere they are about to go.
Girls said things like:
-Boys can just jump out of bed and put t-shirt on and jeans and go to school. That's so damn easy.
-They mess around their hair a bit and it is perfect without afford.
-They don't have to take responsibility as soon as girls because they have puberty later.
Corrections to those claims:
-Yes, they can do that. But who says that girls can do that. I challenge you girls out there, that next time you wake up in the morning and you really don't want to make a afford, just don't. Go to school with the clothes that you firstly get out of your closet. But your hair up in messy bun and relax. Who is bored enough to say anything about that? No one!
-That is exactly what boys told me as well. "All you need to do it mess it up. Too damn easy." And I personally agree with them. You don't need to look like a model out of magazine cover, you just need to look like you. That if something is damn easy, isn't it?
-That might be true but there is a really dark side on this one. No one takes you seriously. You are tossed around like a damn brat even though you are old enough to take responsibility for many of your actions.
So all in all there is no huge difference in you. Yeah sure, you look different but so what. All that makes you is you and your actions. So next time you do something do the right thing, no matter how hard it was. Please make the afford to be you. See ya.
Firstly I have noticed that many girls have said to me that being a boy is a lot easier and maybe they are right. But(<that is a big fat but) it really isn't. Being a boy or a girl is the same thing but makes it different is how we act because of our gender. No one said that girls HAVE to put on make-up and think extremely carefully what they wear to school or to anywhere they are about to go.
Girls said things like:
-Boys can just jump out of bed and put t-shirt on and jeans and go to school. That's so damn easy.
-They mess around their hair a bit and it is perfect without afford.
-They don't have to take responsibility as soon as girls because they have puberty later.
Corrections to those claims:
-Yes, they can do that. But who says that girls can do that. I challenge you girls out there, that next time you wake up in the morning and you really don't want to make a afford, just don't. Go to school with the clothes that you firstly get out of your closet. But your hair up in messy bun and relax. Who is bored enough to say anything about that? No one!
-That is exactly what boys told me as well. "All you need to do it mess it up. Too damn easy." And I personally agree with them. You don't need to look like a model out of magazine cover, you just need to look like you. That if something is damn easy, isn't it?
-That might be true but there is a really dark side on this one. No one takes you seriously. You are tossed around like a damn brat even though you are old enough to take responsibility for many of your actions.
So all in all there is no huge difference in you. Yeah sure, you look different but so what. All that makes you is you and your actions. So next time you do something do the right thing, no matter how hard it was. Please make the afford to be you. See ya.
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Friday, August 15, 2014
Back from London
Hi guys! I apologize for not posting anything while I was in London but I had some technical problems with my computer so writing became impossible. I hope that you are happy enough that I will tell you all about it. I will tell you about my 12 day in complete order. As if I could keep track what happened after what but I think that is not more important than the content. Do you think so too? Oh I am talking nonsense for ever. Let us begin.
Our trouble began on our way to the airport in Finland. But a trip is not a trip if it doesn't have any ups or downs, right? Well those troubles were mostly navigators fault and we ended up finding our way to the airport and we weren't even in hurry. We had enough time to relax and wait for our flight.
When we finally got on our flight, there wasn't any more trouble. Only shocking thing was that just before we landed, like 10 minutes before landing our plane was hit by a lightning. I don't mean to scare you or anything like that and as you can notice I am completely okay and alive. We were sitting perfectly in middle of the plane and when the lightning stuck there was this huge light ball right next to us.
In that picture above you can see where we were sitting and where the light ball was. When I told about this to dad the only thing he could say was:
"WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF IT??!!" Of course I wasn't thinking about taking pictures, the only thing I was thinking was if I and the others would be alive after few minutes later. But nothing happened to the plane and we landed happily. This was the first time lightning stuck the plane for me and I have been in planes a lot so I think this is one in hundred. Nothing to worry about.
We landed in London Gatwick airport with is not the biggest one in London but I think it was really nice. We got to the city by train and then we took our first adventure by tube. After dragging our luggage around the city we were pretty much tired and wanted to get rid off the heavy stuff. After leaving our stuff to our hotel, which was really nice and cozy, we went to eat lunch. We found this beautiful cafe and from then on we ate our breakfast in there. If you are in the area I recommend you to stop by if you are in the mood for good coffee or cake.
This shows you the location of Aldgate coffee house. I hope you enjoy your coffee like we did. The rest of the day we just got used to the area and the tube. Saw funny people and things. And hit the bed early.
The real adventures start for here. Tell you more later. Sorry this came so late but I had bad camera problems that I needed to take care of. See ya.
Our trouble began on our way to the airport in Finland. But a trip is not a trip if it doesn't have any ups or downs, right? Well those troubles were mostly navigators fault and we ended up finding our way to the airport and we weren't even in hurry. We had enough time to relax and wait for our flight.
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| "In a while you will feel fine-bag" |
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| The red dots mean us and that white dot means the light ball |
"WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF IT??!!" Of course I wasn't thinking about taking pictures, the only thing I was thinking was if I and the others would be alive after few minutes later. But nothing happened to the plane and we landed happily. This was the first time lightning stuck the plane for me and I have been in planes a lot so I think this is one in hundred. Nothing to worry about.
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| This was when we were strolling around the neighborhood |
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| The completely red dots mean the location. |
The real adventures start for here. Tell you more later. Sorry this came so late but I had bad camera problems that I needed to take care of. See ya.
Friday, July 25, 2014
London!
Hi guys! Around a half a year ago I warned you about me going to London. And on this Sunday I will start my journey to London. I will do my best to post while I am in London but I don't know how I can do it with all these things that I have to go and see. I will try my best, so hang in there.
The posts will most likely be short and mostly pictures but once I get home I will tell you all the details that I can. I hope that you will enjoy this trip with me. See ya.
Friday, June 27, 2014
Complicated
Women are the most complicated beings on Earth! Even though I am one of those complicated beings, I still am able to admit that.
It would be good to admit it from time to time. Because it is hundred percent true! One moment we want something and another we don't. First we are angry and really pissed off and soon enough we are all happy and loving. How could men understand women when even women don't understand themselves.
People say that women are more emotional than men. And women have it tough with their emotional ups and downs they complain that men are cold and have no emotions. Well think about this way, what if men showed their emotions as much as women do. Most likely the thing you would think is "gay". That's right! When men show "too much" of their emotion they are mostly branded gay. Here we see one of the usual yes-no problems. Be emotional, don't be emotional.
Everything seems to jump from black to white and from white to black. People don't seem to have knowledge of the between of those two. It's one or another.
That's why I kind of feel sorry for men. Because everything just seems to be all your fault. Putting it all on men's tap is kind of what women want.
That's what ladies like.
That's what chicks dig.
That's what female prefer.
That's what honeys desire.
That's what babes fancy.
That's what girls are into.
That's what women want.
It would be good to admit it from time to time. Because it is hundred percent true! One moment we want something and another we don't. First we are angry and really pissed off and soon enough we are all happy and loving. How could men understand women when even women don't understand themselves.
That's why I kind of feel sorry for men. Because everything just seems to be all your fault. Putting it all on men's tap is kind of what women want.
That's what ladies like.
That's what chicks dig.
That's what female prefer.
That's what honeys desire.
That's what babes fancy.
That's what girls are into.
That's what women want.
Friday, June 20, 2014
warning!
This post is written by a person who is really pissed off at their parents and is currently not talking to them. (Basically this will be me complaining about my parents doing.) You have been warned.
1. When you fight don't bring up your kids. For heaven's sake. Don't do it. You don't need to get your kids involved in some fight that they don't have anything to do with. Far and for most don't use kids as a reason to start a fight. Damn! Don't you really get it. It will only make this kid feel like the fight is their fault and they will feel reeeeeeeeally bad. Plus it can effect the relationship between the kid and parents. Experience talks!!!!
2. If you want to fight about something you really don't need to drink yourself into a condition that you can't even stand. So simply put, don't drink to fight. And to those who are not drunk at the time just avoid the subject. It is that simple. It is not a good idea to try fighting with a person who is drunk. It will get you nowhere.
3. Parents this is very important point that you might really need when you kids are going trough puberty. If you promise something, please I am begging you, keep the promise. Because if you at the time of puberty lose the trust of you kid it will be gone for a quite a time. I telling you. If you want them to keep their promises they insist the same thing from you. If you don't keep it they won't either.
4. Listen to your kids. No matter how busy you are. Try to find some time to listen to them but do this when they want to talk. Forcing kids to talk about thing that they are not ready to talk about it wrong. It can effect the kids self-esteem quite a lot. So two things that you will need are waiting and listening. Sometimes just humming as answer is enough but that doesn't mean that it will always be enough. And of course it would be good to remember the thing that you have talked about with you kids.
5. Talk with you husband or wife about your kids!!!!!!! It is frustrating for the kid to answer the same message over and over again. So please talk about your kids. But if the kid says: "Don't tell dad." You should first think if you husband really needs to know about this matter but if you have come to the conclusion of telling about the matter be gentle. Rule number one: Don't talk about your kids doings in the morning table. Rule number 2: Do it in the bedroom just before sleeping?(the point is that you two are alone in the room when you do it)
6. Don't argue about pointless stuff. It will just make you both stress more. I am telling you. What does it matter if you bough the different type of cereal or bread? Or who cares if the toilet paper you bough is from a different shop than before?
7. Have father time with kids and have mother time with kids. Have family time. Like movie once a month on a night that every one agrees once the month starts.
8. Have rules! Don't spoil your kids! When they grow up their first boss or colleague will most likely be a asshole. The world is not a nice place where everybody says that if you made a mistake it doesn't matter. Their boss will not care if they had a party on Sunday all they will care is the fact that your kid did not return his report on time on Monday.
9. Support your kids!!! No matter if he is a ballerina or fire fighter or salesman he is your son and the same thing goes with you daughter it doesn't matter if she decides to be an actor or stripper or shoemaker. It doesn't change who they are. Your daughter or son might be gay or something else it really doesn't change the fact that they are your kids. It is okay to be shocked but don't judge them or ditch them. When they tell you that means that they are sure and ready for it but still they wan't your approval no matter how scary it might be.
10. Love them. I think this is not even needed but thinking about it kind of makes it seem more realistic and cute. There is no better relationship that between kid and parents.
Kid loves one's friend for a month, one's wife/husband a year, but one's
father and mother forever!#9gag
2. If you want to fight about something you really don't need to drink yourself into a condition that you can't even stand. So simply put, don't drink to fight. And to those who are not drunk at the time just avoid the subject. It is that simple. It is not a good idea to try fighting with a person who is drunk. It will get you nowhere.
3. Parents this is very important point that you might really need when you kids are going trough puberty. If you promise something, please I am begging you, keep the promise. Because if you at the time of puberty lose the trust of you kid it will be gone for a quite a time. I telling you. If you want them to keep their promises they insist the same thing from you. If you don't keep it they won't either.
4. Listen to your kids. No matter how busy you are. Try to find some time to listen to them but do this when they want to talk. Forcing kids to talk about thing that they are not ready to talk about it wrong. It can effect the kids self-esteem quite a lot. So two things that you will need are waiting and listening. Sometimes just humming as answer is enough but that doesn't mean that it will always be enough. And of course it would be good to remember the thing that you have talked about with you kids.
5. Talk with you husband or wife about your kids!!!!!!! It is frustrating for the kid to answer the same message over and over again. So please talk about your kids. But if the kid says: "Don't tell dad." You should first think if you husband really needs to know about this matter but if you have come to the conclusion of telling about the matter be gentle. Rule number one: Don't talk about your kids doings in the morning table. Rule number 2: Do it in the bedroom just before sleeping?(the point is that you two are alone in the room when you do it)
6. Don't argue about pointless stuff. It will just make you both stress more. I am telling you. What does it matter if you bough the different type of cereal or bread? Or who cares if the toilet paper you bough is from a different shop than before?
7. Have father time with kids and have mother time with kids. Have family time. Like movie once a month on a night that every one agrees once the month starts.
8. Have rules! Don't spoil your kids! When they grow up their first boss or colleague will most likely be a asshole. The world is not a nice place where everybody says that if you made a mistake it doesn't matter. Their boss will not care if they had a party on Sunday all they will care is the fact that your kid did not return his report on time on Monday.
9. Support your kids!!! No matter if he is a ballerina or fire fighter or salesman he is your son and the same thing goes with you daughter it doesn't matter if she decides to be an actor or stripper or shoemaker. It doesn't change who they are. Your daughter or son might be gay or something else it really doesn't change the fact that they are your kids. It is okay to be shocked but don't judge them or ditch them. When they tell you that means that they are sure and ready for it but still they wan't your approval no matter how scary it might be.
10. Love them. I think this is not even needed but thinking about it kind of makes it seem more realistic and cute. There is no better relationship that between kid and parents.
Kid loves one's friend for a month, one's wife/husband a year, but one's
father and mother forever!#9gag
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