Hi! This will be short but good. This was first published in Voices website and read it from there and it just was too hilarious.
People were complaining about their holiday trips to the traveling agency, and these are the funniest of them:
"We went for a on-day trip to a water park, but how could we have known that the swimwear and towels are not included?"
1. "There was too much sand at the beach we had to clean all our stuff off it when we got back to our hotel."
2. "Being topless shouldn't be allowed at the beach. It was really rude for my husband, because he couldn't relax at all."
3. "Nobody told us that there would be fish in the sea. Kids got so scared!"
4. "We went for a vacation in Spain, but traveling by tax was really hard, because all the driver would talk Spanish."
5. "It took us 9 hours to fly from Jamaica back to home. For Americans it took only 3 hours. That is so unfair!"
6. "There were too much foreign people in my destination. The food was also foreign. "
7. "I and my husband booked a room with separated beds, but we got a room where were just one huge double bed. Now I am pregnant and it is your fault-this wouldn't had happened if we had gotten separated beds."
This is what I thought when I saw them for the first time:
1. Well yes. There is really really much sand at the beach. It is not like someone will count every single grain of sand.
2. Oh...That is extremely unfortunate! Good luck with your husband.
3. Um?! What? Where exactly do you think the fish comes from? From the sea!!
4. Isn't it normal for locals to speak the language that is spoken in the area? Please do learn other languages than just your native language it can be useful.
5. Well let's think it this way. You live further than the Americans. You know that most of the Americans live in America. You didn't? Surprise!!
6. If you go abroad, there is small chance that there will be foreign there, you know. It's foreign land.
7. You could have just used protection. Don't blame others because you were an idiot!
I hope you had a good laugh. It wasn't as short as I expected but oh well. See ya.
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Friday, January 3, 2014
I think...
Hi! Long time no see. School has been long over and I have been "collecting data" just for you guys so that you guys can read something interesting once in while. Sounds good, right?
Normally people think that women are the ones that have very powerful feeling and emotions but we are wrong. Men have as much feelings and emotions as women have but there is this small thing that we all just don't know. Men don't show them or should I say some of them don't show them. This somehow gives the image of "stone men", men without feelings. That's just wrong. When woman is weak and can't do anything because her heart is broken, that's okay. But when a man is feeling weak or sad or anything like that, that is not okay.
Many centuries ago something changed. Was is because of the World Wars or did something else change? We do not know why this fact changed but we know what changed. This change wasn't deadly so maybe nobody noticed it but now that you think about it, you just happen to notice it.
Why can't men be weak from inside? Why does it have to be the women who are weak? Is it because men need something to compare themselves to? So many questions that nobody never thought about before. Why is that? I think it is because it has been like that for long time, and we all know that what we know is not questioned. But what if..?What if..?What if we think about it as it was other way around? I have hard time imagining it but please you try.
Have we ever thought that when you break up with your boy/girlfriend it might be that it is not just you who is hurt. Sometimes when couple break up both parties are hurt, but why they break up. Mostly because both of them know that it just doesn't work anymore. It can be painful but it can be the right decision for you. Well sometimes it just doesn't work, too bad.
In all movies when the couple breaks up woman is always the one who runs to her friends crying, but what if...man would come running to his friends crying and saying he just broke up with his girlfriend, those friends would mostly think that he is dead drunk or that he is really weird. Or maybe they would pat his shoulder and say that is was good for him and they would take the fact that he is crying as joke or something like that. Isn't that a little bit cruel not to allow men to be sad?
I simply wonder how you do it? Do you run to toilet to "take a piss" but in fact you go there to cry and when someone asks you why your eyes are red you just say it is because you were laughing too hard? That sound ridiculous, but you really do so. I found some of men crying rules, want to hear?(well of course, you have never heard of such thing). Well here we go:
1.When he is alone, the whole house is empty
2.In front of his wife/girl/boyfriend(can't be a racist, that is too mean) when his partner says the famous words "It is okay to cry."
3. He drinks himself dead drunk then cries about it in a bar (that one is maybe the most used in Finland)
4. Don't cry in front of other people, just don't do it.
Woman falls on her knees in middle of the street and covers her face
a.she is not feeling well
b.she is about to puke
c.she is crying
d.her shoes heel just broke and she fell
Things that people do it in that situation
a.don't look, continue walking
b.run for help
c. stare and think if she is pregnant and about to give birth
d.if someone is already helping her, go to help
But if a man falls on his knees in middle of the street and covers his face
a. he is about to puke
b.he is embarrassed about falling
c. he is NOT going to cry, he is just joking around
Things that people do it in that situation
a.don't look, continue walking
b.go closer if he needs help
c.start laughing
d.stay put and stare(maybe they don't know what to do)
e.take a picture or video(this is common nowadays and freaking annoying)
Why can't we be equal?! Think about it.
I look forward this year. See ya.
Normally people think that women are the ones that have very powerful feeling and emotions but we are wrong. Men have as much feelings and emotions as women have but there is this small thing that we all just don't know. Men don't show them or should I say some of them don't show them. This somehow gives the image of "stone men", men without feelings. That's just wrong. When woman is weak and can't do anything because her heart is broken, that's okay. But when a man is feeling weak or sad or anything like that, that is not okay.
Many centuries ago something changed. Was is because of the World Wars or did something else change? We do not know why this fact changed but we know what changed. This change wasn't deadly so maybe nobody noticed it but now that you think about it, you just happen to notice it.
Why can't men be weak from inside? Why does it have to be the women who are weak? Is it because men need something to compare themselves to? So many questions that nobody never thought about before. Why is that? I think it is because it has been like that for long time, and we all know that what we know is not questioned. But what if..?What if..?What if we think about it as it was other way around? I have hard time imagining it but please you try.
Have we ever thought that when you break up with your boy/girlfriend it might be that it is not just you who is hurt. Sometimes when couple break up both parties are hurt, but why they break up. Mostly because both of them know that it just doesn't work anymore. It can be painful but it can be the right decision for you. Well sometimes it just doesn't work, too bad.
In all movies when the couple breaks up woman is always the one who runs to her friends crying, but what if...man would come running to his friends crying and saying he just broke up with his girlfriend, those friends would mostly think that he is dead drunk or that he is really weird. Or maybe they would pat his shoulder and say that is was good for him and they would take the fact that he is crying as joke or something like that. Isn't that a little bit cruel not to allow men to be sad?
I simply wonder how you do it? Do you run to toilet to "take a piss" but in fact you go there to cry and when someone asks you why your eyes are red you just say it is because you were laughing too hard? That sound ridiculous, but you really do so. I found some of men crying rules, want to hear?(well of course, you have never heard of such thing). Well here we go:
1.When he is alone, the whole house is empty
2.In front of his wife/girl/boyfriend(can't be a racist, that is too mean) when his partner says the famous words "It is okay to cry."
3. He drinks himself dead drunk then cries about it in a bar (that one is maybe the most used in Finland)
4. Don't cry in front of other people, just don't do it.
Woman falls on her knees in middle of the street and covers her face
a.she is not feeling well
b.she is about to puke
c.she is crying
d.her shoes heel just broke and she fell
Things that people do it in that situation
a.don't look, continue walking
b.run for help
c. stare and think if she is pregnant and about to give birth
d.if someone is already helping her, go to help
But if a man falls on his knees in middle of the street and covers his face
a. he is about to puke
b.he is embarrassed about falling
c. he is NOT going to cry, he is just joking around
Things that people do it in that situation
a.don't look, continue walking
b.go closer if he needs help
c.start laughing
d.stay put and stare(maybe they don't know what to do)
e.take a picture or video(this is common nowadays and freaking annoying)
Why can't we be equal?! Think about it.
I look forward this year. See ya.
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
R.I.P
Hi. I'm aware that I'm really slow but I still wanted to do this.
Paul Walker died 30.11.2013 in a car accident while driving a Porsche. I believe that this fast and furious guy died happy. He was driving one of the Worlds fastest cars with his friend. How could he been not happy, right? But something went wrong, we do not know what or why. But I know that this was meant to be. Last words that Walker said were: I will be right back. We will miss those blue eyes and that smile.
Paul Walker also once said "If one day the speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling."
I hope you rest happily in peace and harmony. Paul Walker
Paul Walker died 30.11.2013 in a car accident while driving a Porsche. I believe that this fast and furious guy died happy. He was driving one of the Worlds fastest cars with his friend. How could he been not happy, right? But something went wrong, we do not know what or why. But I know that this was meant to be. Last words that Walker said were: I will be right back. We will miss those blue eyes and that smile.
Paul Walker also once said "If one day the speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling."
I hope you rest happily in peace and harmony. Paul Walker
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Siblings
Hi you guys! Here again?! Yes. As you can see today we, yes I said we, are going to talk about siblings. I have five siblings as you already know but just reminding you about it. This are really simple whether you have siblings or not.
If you have siblings you are going to complain about them. And if you don't have siblings you are going to silently complain "how you are lonely and it would be fun to have siblings". That is a fact, deal with it.
And even thought siblings fight with each other they still make up after couple days of war. I have never fought with my siblings and I really mean never. Now you are thinking "THAT isn't possible". Well it is true but there is a simple reason to that. I and my oldest sibling have a huge age difference if I counted right it should be about 23 years. Long, isn't it? But I have seen others fight with each others and I have learned my lesson without fighting with others.
As for the fact that I'm the youngest I can say that the oldest and I were allies in war. We were cute and young. Now that we are old, we don't fight but we don't see each other so often. We all have our families. Are we happy? Well are you happy with your family? I dearly hope so.
So dream on and live on. That's what I think. See you. Oh by the way I will once again be busy with the school so there will be less posting but I try my very best to keep you guys happy.
If you have siblings you are going to complain about them. And if you don't have siblings you are going to silently complain "how you are lonely and it would be fun to have siblings". That is a fact, deal with it.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Winner
Hi! This will be just small post about you. Your readers. Okay. Up until now Finland has been the number one reader but ....now U.S.A you have won the number one place. Thank you all lovely readers. See ya.
Oh by the way, London, I am going there, but first we have to wait until summer. I just had to tell you guys. I am talking forever. See ya(again!).
Can't wait. |
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Family?
Hi! This will once again be a question post. Sorry or not if you like these. (How could I know?!)
These are questions about family:
1.What does family mean?
2. Can we choose who is part of our family?
3.Why is it that some families just can't keep it together?
4.What is a perfect family?
5. Is there such thing as perfect family?
6. Is it true that if your family is rich you are happier?
7. What is a normal family?
8. Are there people in this World who do not have a family?
9. Is family good or bad thing to have?
And last but not least What is a family?
These are just things that you might think some day but remember if you think you have nobody....you are WRONG! Please do remember that. See ya.
These are questions about family:
1.What does family mean?
2. Can we choose who is part of our family?
3.Why is it that some families just can't keep it together?
4.What is a perfect family?
5. Is there such thing as perfect family?
6. Is it true that if your family is rich you are happier?
7. What is a normal family?
8. Are there people in this World who do not have a family?
9. Is family good or bad thing to have?
And last but not least What is a family?
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I made this and it took ages! (Not really, anyway.) |
These are just things that you might think some day but remember if you think you have nobody....you are WRONG! Please do remember that. See ya.
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