12 Things men do differently to women

I didn't come up with this but this was true that I just had to share it with you.
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Nicknames
- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go to out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

- If Mike, Dave and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and  Shit for Brains.
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Eating out
- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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Money
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but is on sale.
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Bathrooms
- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel.

- The average number of items in the typical woman't bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
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Arguments
- A woman has the last word in any argument.

- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Future
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

- A man never worries about future until he gets a wife.
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Success
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

- A successful woman is one who can find such man.
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Marriage
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
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Dressing up
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.

- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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Offspring
- A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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Thought of the day

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Boys vs Girls!

Hi! I have faced a lot of girls vs boys lately and I have noticed some pretty interesting things that control our ways of living.

Firstly I have noticed that many girls have said to me that being a boy is a lot easier and maybe they are right. But(<that is a big fat but) it really isn't. Being a boy or a girl is the same thing but makes it different is how we act because of our gender. No one said that girls HAVE to put on make-up and think extremely carefully what they wear to school or to anywhere they are about to go.

Girls said things like:
-Boys can just jump out of bed and put t-shirt on and jeans and go to school. That's so damn easy.
-They mess around their hair a bit and it is perfect without afford.
-They don't have to take responsibility as soon as girls because they have puberty later.

Corrections to those claims:
-Yes, they can do that. But who says that girls can do that. I challenge you girls out there, that next time you wake up in the morning and you really don't want to make a afford, just don't. Go to school with the clothes that you firstly get out of your closet. But your hair up in messy bun and relax. Who is bored enough to say anything about that? No one!
-That is exactly what boys told me as well. "All you need to do it mess it up. Too damn easy." And I personally agree with them. You don't need to look like a model out of magazine cover, you just need to look like you. That if something is damn easy, isn't it?
-That might be true but there is a really dark side on this one. No one takes you seriously. You are tossed around like a damn brat even though you are old enough to take responsibility for many of your actions.

So all in all there is no huge difference in you. Yeah sure, you look different but so what. All that makes you is you and your actions. So next time you do something do the right thing, no matter how hard it was. Please make the afford to be you. See ya.